Babysitter Worthy

My wife and I have not been out to the movies lately, well maybe on the last year. Some of that is due to lousy choices, some to cost, but mostly cause it is quieter and more friendly to watch movies at home. I hate listening to others at the movies and can't stand the rudeness in the age of cell phones. So here's an idea coming our way soon I can get behind.

A Crackdown on Keeping their Crack Down

Was walking at lunch and had a discussion with my walking partner about how we must be getting old because we don't like that kids are wearing their pants too low. And they came back and lo and behold.....

"The fickle finger of fate"

Law of Mechanical Repair:After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of Variation:If you change traffic lanes the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath:When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets:The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Mobile Law:The one call you manage to answer will be a wrong number, advertising, or a really annoying survey.